Tag: stormtrooper

  • Stormtrooper Effect

    The Stormtrooper Effect attempts to explain why Stormtroopers are such lousy shots. tl;dr: They aren’t lousy shots. It’d be stupid to allow a minor character to kill a major character before the story moves along.

  • Wrong Movie

    See that guy over there? He doesn't belong in this movie.

    “Psst… See that guy over there? He doesn’t belong in this movie.”
    “But he played Han Solo.”
    “I don’t care. Unless he’s got a frickin’ laser whip, he needs to get off of my dropship.”