I received this via email at work today and thought I’d share it with you:
- My desk will never be dusty - it is covered by mounds of paperwork.
- My refrigerator will never be empty - it is filled with green, fuzzy leftovers.
- My car will never be stolen - it is too dirty and is usually sitting on empty.
- My friends will never leave me - I know too much.
- My body will never be scratched - it is protected by a lot of “padding”.
- My children will always love me - I give them money and feed them.
- My wallet is never empty - I have credit cards, receipts, past due bills, chewing gum wrappers, expired coupons, phone numbers on small pieces of paper, a baby picture (not sure if it is my 2nd or 4th child…. Or maybe a nephew), a business card from a psychic located in the office behind lane 6 in the bowling alley, 4 dimes, 17 pennies, a quarter and a Chuckie Cheese token.
- My job is awesome - except for the working part.
- My shoes fit perfectly - except where they rub my big toe and my the heel of my left foot.
- My clothes are stylish and up-to-date - now that the 70’s and 80’s look is back in style.
- My co-workers are the best - except for the one that keeps asking, “What are you doing? Don’t you ever do any work around here?” (don’t tell her but her day is coming!)
- I live a truly blessed life - I hope yours is just as blessed as mine is.
