see what happens when i don’t have caffeine?

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damn, i woke up completely exhausted this morning. i swear i needed like five hours more sleep. i wanted to avoid drinking soda this morning to get me going, but the temptation was just too great. i’m sipping on an ice cold pepsi as we speak.

i wonder if they serve pepsi or coke in heaven. have you ever thought about inane little things like that before? i dunno why i do. i wonder if heaven would be brand specific. would they eat red meat there? or is it a vegan’s paradise?